Beginning Of A Relationship Vs. One Year Later

Relationships are a funny thing. In the beginning, it’s a thrill ride full of emotion. As time goes by, our trust and endurance are tested. Anyone who’s been in a long-term relationship knows love isn’t easy. The first few months, your partner is pure perfection … then you realize he or she is FAR from perfect. This point in the relationship presents a fork in the road. Should you stay with the person? Or is it time to let go?

The following examples compare what each activity is like in the beginning and a year later…prepare to nod your yes, yes, yes…

#1 Texting in the beginning

We are so happy to be texting in the beginning of a relationship. Every time your phone buzzes, you jump across the room to grab it off the charger. There’s no limit on how many texts your partner can send you in the beginning. It’s only natural to want all the attention in the world.

#2 Texting one year later

We are annoyed! Sometimes we text too much every day, and it drives us crazy. Once a relationship is established, it’s important to give each other some space. You don’t need to know what your boo is doing every minute of every day. One year into a healthy relationship, there should be trust.

#3 Eating in the beginning

We try to look our best and still look cute while eating in the beginning of a relationship, we don’t want to gross them out! Some people may act like they are vegetarian and stick to a strictly healthy diet with exercise…yeah…right! When we go out to dinner, we have the best manners, and there’s still some tension in the beginning.

#4 Fast forward one year…

We don’t CARE! You can eat all the food in front of me like a wild animal, that’s what happens when you get too comfortable. It’s not uncommon for both partners in a relationship to gain some weight after one year together. Working out at the gym seems to fall off our radars and pigging out after a night out drinking is common.

#5 Underwear in the beginning

Always gotta look your hottest, you never know when the time will strike! The best panties and undies are always broken out in the beginning. When it comes time to get undressed, no one wants to have on old underwear. Dress to impress in the beginning.

#6 One year later

Where did those granny panties come from?? Then you unveil your beloved granny panties to your beloved boyfriend, while he wears his ripped up pair of boxers from high school. The trick here is to throw those old panties and undies in the garbage when your partner isn’t looking.

#7 Cuddling

GIMME SOME SPACE! Too much cuddling drives me crazy, and I get sweaty!! In the beginning, men love to hold their babies throughout the night, and women love to be held. Then the tides begin to turn about 6 months into the relationship. There’s maybe a five-minute cuddle session then both partners roll over. You may even start going to bed at different times during the night.

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20+ Screenshots Of The Cheaters Who Got Caught In The Act

Catching your partner red-handed is one of the most devastating and heart breaking situations one could get involved in. It’s almost as bad as destroying the very base of any relationship. It’s not a good feeling for both, the one who cheated and the one who became the victim of the cheater.

Cheating is a concept or some may call it a tradition, which is in existence since human civilisation came into existence. And where people are cheating one another, some individuals get caught cheating. And from good to best to worst, there are so many ways in which your partner may catch you cheating on them.

However, some of the funniest and sloppiest cheating incidences have happened online. We at WittyFeed have compiled a list of them.

Dad didn’t see that coming.

Lesson learned: Always turn off the security cameras, or all your yoga exercises will be telecast live.

Autocorrect is cool.

Lesson learned: The autocorrect excuses work only once, think of some new excuses.

10 years of relationship.

Lesson learned: Don’t be too honest. Life may give you another chance, but not honesty.

Don’t drop her, ‘drop’ her.

Lesson learned: Feed her with the answers, not excuses. No matter what, you’ll still get the same reaction.

The bedridden love.

Lesson learned: Always look around, or else you may become the next stripper.

Stuck at work?

Lesson learned: Know the meaning of each feature, there’s nothing like auto rephrase.

Oh, Wife.

Lesson learned: At least check first who you’re typing to. Imagine, what will happen if you would send your nudes to the boss by mistake.

Banging gone wrong.

Lesson learned: Send invitations, but double check to whom you’re inviting.

Who’s the babe now?

Lesson learned: Never go back to past, not even in your dreams or by mistake. Move on.

The silly excuse.

Lesson learned: When God has given you brain, use it.

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Here’s How ‘Sexy’ Changed Over The Decades, In 8 Sizzling Photographs

The question that has constantly circled the fashion industry for decades is “what and who is sexy?” Trends come and go as people begin to change the way they act and think. You’d be surprised how sexy changed over the decades.

Sexy is not just defined by the way people look; their personality and the era also determines this factor. What people may love in one era, they may hate in the next.

Below is a timeline of what was considered sexy through the decades.

The 20’s: In the 1920’s, curves were not considered sexy. Women would do anything to hide them. For women, looking like a boy was considered sexy. They would put strips of cloth to their chest to compress their breasts. They would also try and look as pale as possible.

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1930’s and 1940’s: This was the time of designers like Chanel and Dior. These designers made fitted clothes for toned women and women who were self-conscious of their body. This was an era where women worked out constantly to maintain form.

1950’s: The hourglass figure was considered sexy. Marilyn Monroe was a vital figure in this era. Showing skin was not considered sexy, but a seductive and charming personality was.

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1960’s: The pencil-thin look took flight in this era. Women around the world became obsessed with the skinny look.

Disco Era, 1970’s: Large sunglasses and high-waist jeans were sexy in this era. Bianca Jagger was a role model for this look. This look also influenced the thin look with tight jeans.

1980’s: Fitness blew up in this era. Aerobics was being done by just about everyone. Women were to look toned but not too muscular. Bright colors and large shoulder pad blazers became a hit. This is where spandex became big and is still today.

1990’s: The rugged, messy look and flannel shirts were big in this era. Unhealthy slim figures became the norm, and being extremely slim was considered sexy. That fad has now died down.

2000’s: This has become the era of free choice. Slim figures are still sexy, but plus-size women have now claimed their place in the sexy/fashion world. This could be the era they have influenced the most.

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Ask the FBGs: What Couples Workouts Do You Recommend?

Today we’re featuring an Ask the FBGs post, where readers like you ask the FBGs for advice. Nothing is off limits, although we do prefer that it’s fitness or nutrition related, so send your undying health questions to AsktheFBGs@fitbottomedgirls.com. You just might see them posted here or addressed in a podcast ep in the future! Question from DJ: What’s a Good Couples Workout? Hello! My husband and I took a marriage class last night. The takeaway was trying to maximize the limited down time you have after the kids go to bed to do an activity together and not just sit and stare at …

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How to Start Swimming as an Adult (and Why You Should Jump In)

Wanna go for a swim? If that question just left you feeling mildly (or highly) panicked, you’re definitely not the only one. While lots of people are perfectly comfortable bobbing around in the shallow end, the Centers for Disease Control reports that more than one third of adults in the U.S. cannot swim the length of a pool. As someone who could literally swim before I could walk, I can’t tell you how much this breaks my heart. Not only because it’s dangerous and scary, although that’s certainly a huge factor. (I mean, 10 people drown every single day in the …

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Podcast Ep 76: Olympian Silken Laumann

If you are looking for a little inspiration and wisdom for your ear holes, then get ready for our guest today: Olympian, author, life coach and advocate Silken Laumann. Her multitude of accomplishments includes winning the bronze medal in rowing in 1992 (and doing so just 10 weeks after a brutal leg injury!), as well as the silver medal in Atlanta in 1996. Silken is one of Canada’s (and, heck, the world’s!) most highly-respected athletes, so it was surprising for many to learn in her memoir, Unsinkable, that she struggled during her childhood with an eating disorder. Silken’s journey has taken …

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How to Use Your Personality to Supercharge Your Motivation

You already know how important it is to find your deep inner why when it comes to getting healthy, losing weight or improving your fitness (or, really, any other goal you ever set), but did you know that your personality can play a big role in that, too? And, if you’ve got the right awareness of it, you can actually harness it to make you feel more motivated … thereby increasing the likelihood that you actually reach your goals. True. Story. And this flowchart from Quid Corner breaks it down easily and perfectly. Simply read through, answer the questions, figure …

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